Who’s that girl? It’s Jess!
Most of you will already be up to date with New Girl and realised by now that Zooey Deschanel is HI-LA-RI-OUS! For those of you who have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, I got you a special video to watch the first episode, right here! Zooey is such a wonderful actress and her outfits keep on getting better and better each episode. There’s only one thing I can not decide: which of the guys is the funniest?! I think I’ll go with ‘womanizer’ Schmidt. He used to be crazy fat and then suddenly became this trained and strangely feminine ‘player’. We built this Schmidty on Tootsie Rolls was his theme song from back in his obese days and all of his other famous quotes cost him a few dollars in the douchebag jar. Luckily Jess (Zooey) is there to make up songs, be super duper cute and make us laugh so hard, we almost start crying.
Hurry up if you haven’t heard from New Girl yet. Click play, do it, now! And enjoy funny quotes such as this one:
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out.